Happy Hour!

Byron watches as Nate gets grilled behind the gas station.

Nate layin' down some truth.

Nate Dawg is a drunk. He's a liar. And a serial philanderer. Paid for by the committe to elect Mike Higgins as Governor.

We went over to the Spedway for light, because the bar was so fucking dark...

Yeah, I know Byron. He's fat. And shit. Yeah. He's fat and shit.

I'm ready for my close-up, Miss DeMille

Freestylin' Nate Dawg

Ask me why I can no longer flip you off correctly...

I'm not fat! I'm big-boned! (Ask me about DiGiacazilla)

Case in point...

Fried foods. An Ohio staple. It's why all of us Ohioans are fat. (It's true!!!)

Smug bastard.

Poor John. First he's nice enough to come in and open the bar for Bryn. Then she makes him clean up after our sloppy asses. Give the man a raise!!!

Nate: A Man of Vision (Paid for by the Committee to Elect Nate Dawg Governor)

SHOT FACE (redux)

SHOT FACE!

I can see the stars from here! Oh, wait. We're on the patio.

The shots have had their desired effect

Shots (without Jake in the picture, it just looks so much...better :p)

Shots!

I have no idea what these ladies' names are. Help me out, Byron...

Jake just won the Redneck Lottery! His prize: Beef jerky, some pork rinds, and a copy of the Auto Trader. Congrats, Jake...

Josh looking happy to be an expectant dad

Byron = teh crunk

Byron arrives. Finally. Let's get crunk.

Amanda says "Fuck you" to all Nate's homies

Nate sends peace to all his homies

Dos Equis!

12 oz. curls

Higgo gettin' crunk

NO PICTURES!

Higgins = teh bored

Down the hatch.

Nate. Up close and personal. And drunk.

Mmmmmmmm. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

Chicks dig me. Deal, bitches.

Messing with Higgins. Notice that Amanda is see-through (she's a ghost!)

Amanda gettin' crunk.

Richard stylin' and profilin'

Higgo sez "I spy with my little eye..."

Nate Dawg...in his element

RIP Mr Pugsley

Just read an email from one of my brother's friends that his pup, Mr Pugsley was attacked by another dog and killed on the 16th.
Mr Pugsley was a fucking awesome dog, totally nuts...but he loved my brother like only a demented pooch of his ilk could.
Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't awesome.
What a thing to sour my damn night.
Fuck.